Hi! I thought I’d share a few smiles with some funny quotes I found on the internet. Have a great day!
Manuscript: something submitted in haste and returned at leisure. Oliver Herford.
Writing is learning to say nothing, more cleverly every day. William Allingham.
The profession of book-writing makes horse racing seem like a solid, stable business. John Steinbeck.
I love being a writer. What I can’t stand is the paperwork. Peter De Vries.
Copy from one, it’s plagiarism; copy from two, it’s research. Wilson Mizner.
“Paradise Lost is a book that, once put down, is very hard to pick up again.” Samuel Johnson I had to read this twice, and laughed both times! I’ve never read “Paradise Lost” and am now not sure I should! 🙂
I am returning this otherwise good typing paper to you because someone has printed gibberish all over it and put your name at the top. ~English Professor (Name Unknown), Ohio University
Do not put statements in the negative form.
And don’t start sentences with a conjunction.
If you reread your work, you will find on rereading that a
great deal of repetition can be avoided by rereading and editing.
Never use a long word when a diminutive one will do.
Unqualified superlatives are the worst of all.
If any word is improper at the end of a sentence, a linking verb is.
Avoid trendy locutions that sound flaky.
Last, but not least, avoid cliches like the plague.
~William Safire, “Great Rules of Writing”
Being an author is being in charge of your own personal insane asylum. ~Terri Guillemets
A story should have a beginning, a middle, and an end… but not necessarily in that order. ~Jean Luc Godard
It took me fifteen years to discover I had no talent for writing, but I couldn’t give it up because by that time I was too famous. ~Robert Benchley Oh dear! May I never say this!
Publication is a self-invasion of privacy. Marshall McLuhan
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